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I hate Tuesdays, Birds, Bottled water, and Bugs.

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 9:45 PM
  • Mood: Pestered
  • Listening to: "Almost lover" by A Fine Frenzy
So I will be posting some new "art" soon.
Once my new scanner/printer is hooked up.
It's nice.
To nice.


So heres my beef.

Nombre Un: Fucktards,
You know who you are. The more you talk, The more i hate you.

Nombre Deux: Amanda Frank,
I promise you if you stop talking, people will like you more.

Nombre Trois: Smoking Pot,
Its come to the point where lthose jackasses make me hate my favorite recreational activity.

Nombre Qautre: David,
"You smell nice, Wanna go get some coffee?"
I know my pick up lines are some what half-minded, But they work.

Nombre cing: Swine Flu,
Get the hell out of my country.

Nombre Six: Baby-makin',
Why is everyone getting pregnant these days? Seriously, Stop it. Your grossing me out.

Nombre Sept: My current addiction,
Is no longer a problem. Sorry, But my day is better without you.

So I realize I havent been the best person out there, and im sorry, To everyone.
I've done wrong things, whether it be drug related, A Venting session that turns into verbal abuse, or spitting in someones drink only to have it be someone elses drink who has done nothing to you; I'm sorry.
I drink to much.
I swear to much.
I smoke to much,
And I'm to much of a jackass to stop.

So If you havent realized by now, I'm drunk.


-Jody Lynn Jordan.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Michigan
  • Interests: PANDAS,Photography, traveling, couch jumping, music
  • Favourite movie: ZOOLANDER
  • Favourite genre of music: Acoustic
  • Favourite artist: Mark Ryden
  • Wallpaper of choice: something inviting
  • Favourite game: skeeball

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